There are some of you out there who still complain every time they do not receive “enough” nudity from an update. As if it was your God-given right. Get a fucking life, you nerds. Do you really think that I shed tears because you missed out on a high definition closeup of some girl’s nipples?
Puh-leez. Save up that Subway sandwich money and invest in a gym membership or a decent button-up shirt or how about a haircut from someone other than your own mother? Maybe one day you will get to see a fabulous nude body in real life. Maybe one day you will stop whining and start winning. Thanks to all the real Zishy droogs. And yes, I will be rooting for Colby Covington this Saturday.