Jessy, are you watching porn?! Ugh, you’re so fucking gross. I could hear those moans and squeaks from outside. Next time I come home from work early, I’ll be sure to let you know so I don’t have to put up with your perverse antics again. You’re the worst, I can’t believe I put up with this bullshit.
Don’t expect me to help, either. Always touching yourself at the most inappropriate times– What the fuck? Where is all this blonde hair coming from? Did you let Kenna hang out again?! What did I tell you about that girl? She’s a no-good, “fuck me I’m so pretty” slutty little nympho, and you better keep her the HELL out of our house! And I mean it! Now finish up quick, I need to wake up early tomorrow…