Don’t fret if there’s no Lily Ivy in your personal life. She would probably nag you about helping her apply a mud body treatment from time to time. She also loves traveling, hence the map tattooed on Lily’s thigh, so you could expect to be pressured into visiting exotic lands, eating strange foods, and stumbling your way through poorly translated conversation.

I am telling you, you are way better off without her. Leave these challenges to the next fool. Sit on the couch. Watch some Netflix. Order delivery. Live comfortably, my friend.